I guess this is the part where I list all the cool and extraordinary things about myself, and seeing that I’m writing this bio I can go as crazy as I want, right? Maybe I’m a bull fighter, shark wrestler, cat stuck in a tree rescuer, doggo cuddler, swashbucklin’, head turning beast of a man. But most of you probably already guessed most of it isn’t true.
Let’s be real, you didn’t come here to read about me. You won’t find an intimate “get to know me” puff piece that sounds like it’s written by a high school dropout. Instead, I’ve posted a few of my favorite photos from trips that I’ve recently taken.
Th-The, Th-Th... That's all, folks!
I used to have my address listed here, but for obvious security reasons and my usual paranoia, I’ve decided not to list my address.